Josie. 18. Second year college student. Asexual. Feminist. Mildly autistic. Hails from the mighty forest that is Worcester, UK. A Floral Buddy, Super Goldsmith, etc. Fluent in banal bollocks. I like British comedians and their faces. I like British panel shows and their faces. Things make me laugh. I quote things and use idioms like there’s no tomorrow. Being a stand-up comedian looks like fun, so I shall try it one day. I just need to be funny first. **WARNING: I went to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival for a week with some awesome tumblr friends in August 2012 and now I never shut up about it** var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); document.write(''); Tumblr (3.0; @skippingismagnificent)http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/<p>these GCSE Bitesize videos with Pappy&#8217;s in them are my favourite thing atm seriously</p>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50911245494http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50911245494Mon, 20 May 2013 16:30:56 +0100I found two more things with them in itThe Crucible and Blood BrothersI'm still trying to get used to beardless Crozzersbut fucking hell they're hilariousI should also warn you about The Crucible as there's a bit with Parry that's a bit nsfw<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://grodus.tumblr.com/post/50306328533">grodus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other</p> </blockquote>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50908342018http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50908342018Mon, 20 May 2013 15:33:22 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18736f8dd8cc0d166dff4f57e98c3554/tumblr_mn2mj5UtVD1qc868go1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50908319584http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50908319584Mon, 20 May 2013 15:32:54 +0100Mock the WeekDara O'Briain<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joebidenfanclub.com/post/50867019950/ha-ha-ha-suckers-it-is-i-who-actually-bought">rstevens</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ha ha ha suckers, it is *I* who actually bought tumblr and i am turning it into a banana stand HA AH AH HA HA </p> </blockquote>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50908307506http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50908307506Mon, 20 May 2013 15:32:39 +0100<blockquote> <p>Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my </p> <ul><li>cellular number</li> <li>snapchat</li> <li>twitter</li> <li>facebook</li> <li>skype</li> <li>email</li> <li>facetime</li> <li>first born</li> </ul><p>you know, anything you want</p> </blockquote>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50908295273http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50908295273Mon, 20 May 2013 15:32:23 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5671501fcf9c8cd7268a0b1642aff292/tumblr_mn0sccZl9q1qa7aydo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2921726c2eada665f9af5605a482afd2/tumblr_mn0sccZl9q1qa7aydo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3640f141cb88b7a25bda055bd1cfb0b6/tumblr_mn0sccZl9q1qa7aydo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29329323a592cb848122d66d306a60f7/tumblr_mn0sccZl9q1qa7aydo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1a386799c1b2dd04916b933e919d9129/tumblr_mn0sccZl9q1qa7aydo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/18f4bc64492cdb381ef7bde79ddd75c3/tumblr_mn0sccZl9q1qa7aydo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c0d556ee69676199501fad0cf43810d/tumblr_mn0sccZl9q1qa7aydo7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba0d6e907d0a6553625a24ddf3f832b9/tumblr_mn0sccZl9q1qa7aydo8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab5939690a4f135039e77e877cadecea/tumblr_mn0sccZl9q1qa7aydo9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59bee740f45e6413186efb9496c1f6c9/tumblr_mn0sccZl9q1qa7aydo10_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50855514150http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50855514150Sun, 19 May 2013 23:04:11 +0100EurovisionGreecegreece 5ever<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holepsi.tumblr.com/post/50760135660/you-have-no-fucking-idea-how">holepsi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>YOU</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e1fcad035901570652aba16721d1c38a/tumblr_inline_mn0ka98V4w1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>HAVE</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/43bd5afd6575f945ff94b5698fc62e19/tumblr_inline_mn0iu1T4Tv1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>NO</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/08eca0afdcfa53ed7f0bf72b5d5f32d3/tumblr_inline_mn0iuuYJdY1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>FUCKING</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d34fe104bb939c9e790323e22262c947/tumblr_inline_mn0k5sr6IG1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>IDEA</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2bbb12c99cbc0b2f56a70e501971f3e8/tumblr_inline_mn0j5kzBCM1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>HOW</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/516d2c2a4a5c30c21a71aa15aa51b184/tumblr_inline_mn0jj2wbjw1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>MUCH</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/83f1977d81eb32fa7f95203bd1b91057/tumblr_inline_mn0ixoeIt21qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>I</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0d73eac889b823a51b8c3609d0aa1c63/tumblr_inline_mn0jdgEieP1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>LOVE</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4f9f1b3da3062b81e6c1f2fae86e6fe8/tumblr_inline_mn0k3uMu3X1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>EUROVISION</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6e0c9a29bcb1e4465e992e70a9759ec8/tumblr_inline_mn0jvm5Bvm1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50833176987http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50833176987Sun, 19 May 2013 18:26:16 +0100Eurovision2006/2007 were the best years imo<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://earthnation.tumblr.com/post/50593965879/people-who-have-the-same-name-as-me-are">earthnation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>people who have the same name as me are competition </p> </blockquote>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50832174089http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50832174089Sun, 19 May 2013 18:12:52 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec8e1cc5ff225523be81d2e393d4cb26/tumblr_mmy6zjwZUz1rpyd12o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5f22f694e9b31d828bfa5a3c6ae76695/tumblr_mmy6zjwZUz1rpyd12o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8612b88553ea3c057dcfab1723b82ac4/tumblr_mmy6zjwZUz1rpyd12o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9de7e3e5b9fdd817f02eebd32b087a85/tumblr_mmy6zjwZUz1rpyd12o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6af4086f2397c6cb37beaa4bb7a25b68/tumblr_mmy6zjwZUz1rpyd12o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3eef6fa4f4b06d3c2dcd1459e410632e/tumblr_mmy6zjwZUz1rpyd12o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><strong>Cezar</strong> - <em>It’s My Life (<strong>Eurovision</strong> 2013)</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50832161781http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50832161781Sun, 19 May 2013 18:12:43 +0100EurovisionRomaniabest<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d8e4b38472736d218d1b31817d6f82b0/tumblr_mijj696n8x1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d22028783229da686f657a085eaaa031/tumblr_mijj696n8x1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50832130512http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50832130512Sun, 19 May 2013 18:12:18 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourendorphine.tumblr.com/post/50761675452/homophobic-participating-countries-who-didnt-show">yourendorphine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years</p> <p>i am crying right now i love you europe</p> </blockquote>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831989722http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831989722Sun, 19 May 2013 18:10:28 +0100<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manjolras.tumblr.com/post/48124584722/wed-probably-already-have-hoverboards-if-we">manjolras</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science</p> </blockquote>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831981216http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831981216Sun, 19 May 2013 18:10:21 +0100here have a normal post<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1a2c43dd9181cf4c91587d4173034bf/tumblr_mn22ao6tU21qfj180o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>JE SUS F UCKIN CHRI ST</p>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831867372http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831867372Sun, 19 May 2013 18:08:48 +0100SORRY ABOUT POSTING ALL THESE IT'S MAKING ME LAUGH SO MUCHJUST IMAGINE THAT THING CHASING YOU THOUGH<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b0ac4e212b2a9daa26e92e4fd149268/tumblr_mn225qIEhl1qfj180o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I don’t think they even fucking tried here.</p>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831658444http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831658444Sun, 19 May 2013 18:05:59 +0100<p><strong><a class="tumblelog" href="http://surrealstanleysims.tumblr.com/">surrealstanleysims</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831217979/look-aat-itgs-fnace-i-m-gonnhja-fuckin-piss">photo</a></strong>: <em><strong><a href="http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831217979/look-aat-itgs-fnace-i-m-gonnhja-fuckin-piss">LOOK AAT ITGS FNACE I’ M GONNHJA FUCKIN PISS</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>Oh my God what is this program?</blockquote> <p><a href="http://pokemon.alexonsager.net">Pokemon Fusion</a>, it&#8217;s fucking hilarious.</p>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831366493http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831366493Sun, 19 May 2013 18:02:02 +0100surrealstanleysims<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57ee7c92899a57afe0f6d88d0382481b/tumblr_mn21pxuXnx1qfj180o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>LOOK AAT ITGS FNACE I’ M GONNHJA FUCKIN  PISS</p>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831217979http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50831217979Sun, 19 May 2013 18:00:10 +0100I'M NOT EVEN THAT INTO POKEMON AND THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS<p>sometimes I don&#8217;t know whether I&#8217;m asexual or the lack of sexual experience has just made me indifferent to sexual things</p>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50830029192http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50830029192Sun, 19 May 2013 17:44:04 +0100someone said this about me and at first I was insulted but now I'm just not sureI think it's a lot easier to say I'm asexual because I don't want to take part in intercourse or any kind of sexual contactbut I think I get turned on by things?idk I've never been sure whether it was being turned on sexually or romantically<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lookinlikeaburrito.tumblr.com/post/50819930714/revising-for-my-english-lit-exam-on-bitesize">lookinlikeaburrito</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When I come across a stack of revision videos starring Jack Whitehall, Russell Kane, Jess Ransom, Pappy’s and Idiots of Ants.</p> <p>Oh yeah…</p> </blockquote>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50825544959http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50825544959Sun, 19 May 2013 16:41:00 +0100NO BUT SERIOUSLY WATCH PAPPY'S VIDEOS THEY'RE FUCKING HILARIOUSFRANKENSTEIN AND PRIDE AND PREJUDICE IF YOU WANTED TO KNOW((also beardless and glassesless Crozzers in Victorian and Georgian gear YES PLEASE))AT LEAST JUST WATCH THE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE FOR CLARKY'S LINE 'SHE'S GOT A NERVE AND IT'S MAKING ME HOT'<p>oh yes I forgot to tell you guys that yesterday I found out that apparently one of my college friends, who I&#8217;ve known for nearly two years now, fancies Humphrey Ker, actually knows who he is, and has listened to the The Brothers Faversham and the Penny Dreadfuls&#8217; radio plays so yeah I&#8217;m in love with her</p>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50823943697http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50823943697Sun, 19 May 2013 16:17:22 +0100we just basically spent the beginning of the party chatting about how handsome Humphrey is<p><strong><a class="tumblelog" href="http://balkanwarcriminal.tumblr.com/">balkanwarcriminal</a></strong> replied to your <strong><a href="http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50817576761/last-night-my-mate-said-that-belgiums-song-was">post</a></strong>: <em><strong><a href="http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50817576761/last-night-my-mate-said-that-belgiums-song-was">last night my mate said that Belgium’s song was&#8230;</a></strong></em></p> <blockquote>I got smashed. By song 14 it became a one woman karaoke night. Had a memory blackout through the voting pretty much. All I remember is Lena.</blockquote> <p>Yeah, what the fuck was going on with Lena during the voting last night? Is she always that high-pitched and stereotypically Californian?</p>http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50817927732http://skippingismagnificent.tumblr.com/post/50817927732Sun, 19 May 2013 14:34:59 +0100balkanwarcriminal