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Josie. 17. First year college student. Hails from the mighty forest that is Worcester, UK. A Comedy Luster, Floral Buddy, Mitch's Bitch, etc. Is fluent in banal bollocks. I like British comedians and their faces. I like British panel shows and their faces. Things make me laugh. I quote things like there's no tomorrow, like comedians and Tobuscus. Being a stand-up comedian looks like fun, so I shall try it one day. I just need to be funny first. Gay windmill(s) twirling about on stage like a complete prat.
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“Temperature is measured in units!”

“But you don’t say it’s a seven, do you? I’m talking to the lady, not the nutter!”

“Who would want a seven, anyway? A seven?! That’s horrendously cold! In whichever scale! If it’s centigrade, it’s too cold; if it’s Fahrenheit, it’s solid!” [video]

#I read a David Mitchell article last night and had to look at the dictionary numerous amount of times      #But at least he is expanding my lexical palate      #Obviously     
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