teflongrl:

I always wear thermals.
Ah, you’re probably fine then.

fun fact: ‘slut’ used to mean ‘housewife’

tynamo:

Studio Killers new single - Jenny

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

if you ever need nothing i’m here for you

(Source: thebitchpudding)

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

g0ne-blotto:

since gay people call themselves flaming homosexuals can pansexual people call themselves frying pansexuals because not only is it like flaming homosexuals but we also have the benefit of a play on words

I’m free of performing arts forever you guys have no idea how happy I am right now

WHAT COMES BETWEEN SEX AND FEAR???

libraryoftheancients:

riker-wears-a-skant:

pedicatio:

nothingbutthedreams:

dorkery:

FÜNF

I love you.

Oh my god.

I LOVE LANGUAGE JOKES

I should not be laughing anywhere near as much as I am.