yo we really need to stop encouraging boys to do creepy stalkerish things to girls they have crushes on. Like we really need to stop romanticizing guys who “won’t give up”. That’s weird! That’s dangerous! Give up!!
do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
so my mate who went to the same nursery, primary school, secondary school and sixth form as me now has a firm conditional offer for the university i’m at this feels like it’s fake but it’s really happening
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer Special Intro from the ‘Red’ VHS
Vic and Bob more or less pioneering the comedic DVD commentary lightyears before the rest